Sat. Feb 27th, 2021
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A young south Armagh farmer has revealed he doesn’t like Nathan Carter causing a stir in the local community.

Ciaran Fertilizer told Newry Spud:

“I know there is tremendous pressure on me to like Nathan Carter but I honestly can’t get in to his music at all. Don’t get me wrong after hearing Wagon Wheel for the 400th time I can’t help but tap my foot but I think he’s utter shite.

I’m more in to modern European Trance House music to be honest. Or sometimes I prefer to relax listening to the classical musings of Bach, Mozart and Boccherini.”

The south Armagh farming community are gathering today at the Carrickdale Hotel to discuss what to do about this crisis. Last week they threw a farmer into Camlough Lake after he was seen wearing Adidas trainers and not Dealer Boots.

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