Wed. Jan 27th, 2021

A Newry woman has sought the help of a professional psychiatrist after admitting to her husband that she has a ‘sudden and lingering’ attraction to Independent Councillor Henry Reilly we can reveal.

The 31 year-old woman who obviously wishes to remain anonymous due to the massive embarrassment this has caused her spoke with Newry Spud from a private medical facility where she was undergoing electric shock therapy.

She told us:

“I don’t know where this came from. I mean, he looks like a cross between Daniel O’Donnell and Basil fucking Brush. I have just finished my first electric shock therapy to help me get over this crazy obsession with big Henry; fuck that even has a sexy ring to it, doesn’t it?”

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