Wed. Jan 20th, 2021


A Newry woman who is on her 2nd day of a diet has said ‘fuck it’ and ordered a chicken curry with fried rice and chips from Ka’s Chinese we can reveal.

26 year-old Orla Fatspatrick who has been ‘struggling’ this past 48 hours without saturated fats has bravely spoken out about her plight.

Orla told Newry Spud:

“I have been eating sensibly for two days. Those two days felt like two years to be honest with you. I came home from work today and was looking at the healthy shite in the fridge and I just broke.

I went straight to Ka’s Chinese on Monaghan Street and ordered a big feast. But I’ll be back on good behaviour maybe tomorrow…or Sunday…or maybe next year or something.”

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