Sun. Jan 24th, 2021

A Newry woman who plans on cooking pork and leek sausages tonight to impress her husband thinks she’s fucking Nigella Lawson all of a sudden we can reveal.

Clare DampFlapps who wants to show off her culinary skills visited Tesco to find the ideal sausages.

Clare told Newry Spud:

“I saw the wee green yokes in the sausages so I thought that would make me look like a sophisticated chef or something. They’re only £1.79 baah, the hubby will think he’s married to a Michelan star chef tonight baah.”

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