Sat. Dec 5th, 2020

After recent controversy surrounding breast feeding in public a woman from Newry has been seen breastfeeding her infant baby and her husband on both diddies at the same time we understand.

The incident was said to have happened in Courtney’s Café on the Mall at 3pm today.

One shocked onlooker told Newry Spud:

“We were in having a bite to eat and next thing this woman brings out the two saggy milk blasters and puts the child on the left one and then unbelievably her husband then latched on to the right one.

The husband looked like he was enjoying it the most to be honest. I couldn’t even finish my large fry because of the slurps of her diddies.”

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