Sun. Dec 6th, 2020



Most Newry people haven’t a fucking clue when to put their bins out for Christmas we can reveal.

Every year around the festive period the bin collection times and dates are a fucking mess according to locals.

Tom Mooney told Newry Spud:

“Why do I have to fuck around with my bin timetable because of some old Jew’s birthday or something? It’s a disgrace. Last year I missed the ‘holiday collection’ and had to use my neighbours bins without the poor fuckers knowing.”

A Council spokesman told us:

“I don’t see the big deal. It’s not like our normal service is like clockwork so it’s much ado about nothing to be honest.”

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