“What to fuck is a Baby Shower” a Newry granny has asked today we can reveal.
The 76 year-old woman was told that her granddaughter who is 8 months pregnant was to have a baby shower causing the elderly woman to question what to fuck is that.
We spoke with the old doll and she told us:
“Our Roisín is having a baby shower today. I never heard tell of such shite in my life. I thought we were going to take her into the bathroom and shower her belly or something.
I now know it’s just an American thing that is happening here now for lazy parents to be to get free stuff. There was no shite like thon in my day.”