Sat. Nov 28th, 2020


“What to fuck is a Baby Shower” a Newry granny has asked today we can reveal.

The 76 year-old woman was told that her granddaughter who is 8 months pregnant was to have a baby shower causing the elderly woman to question what to fuck is that.

We spoke with the old doll and she told us:

“Our Roisín is having a baby shower today. I never heard tell of such shite in my life. I thought we were going to take her into the bathroom and shower her belly or something.

I now know it’s just an American thing that is happening here now for lazy parents to be to get free stuff. There was no shite like thon in my day.”

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