Fri. Nov 27th, 2020


Marty McFly and Doc Brown have propelled themselves sixty-three years from 1956  and arrived in the city of Newry today, and have admitted they’re slightly underwhelmed.

Speaking from friar Tuck’s this afternoon, Marty told Newry Spud:

“Don’t get me wrong, I wasn’t expecting spaceships or anything, but surely some nice cars at least? At first I thought we’d programmed the DeLorean wrong and went backward instead of forward”.

Doc Brown, who is equally unimpressed by the future, said:

“I’ve been in some of the shops here in Newry and I think they’re selling the same stuff we can get back in 1956. Forget hover board, this place hasn’t even got fucking cardboard”.

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