Thu. Jan 28th, 2021

The Water Board have been put on ‘high alert’ today in order to clear the drainage system with the chances of girls ‘shaving their doot’ for Valentine’s Night.

In what is a traditional night for love and romance women increasingly have been shaving their private areas and this has had an unfortunate knock on effect for the water system.

One Water Board worker told us:

“Oh fuck sake it’s the worse day of the year for us. You should see the drainage system clogs we are getting today already. It’s basically like a forest of public hair. We have all sorts, blonde, black, ginger and even grey! We just hope the rides everyone gets tonight is worth it.”

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