Sat. Dec 5th, 2020

There is a mass brawl organised for this Saturday at Narrow Water Castle between Newry residents and Warrenpoint residents after the controversial post from Newry Spud yesterday caused 3 divorces, one attempted murder and FOUR hospital admissions we can reveal.

What started as light hearted neighbourly banter has now escalated into full blown warfare with both sets of combatants ready to engage in ‘mortal combat’ to settle old scores.

One Warrenpoint resident told Newry Spud:

“I started to get tons of notifications because my Newry dickhead friends kept tagging me in the story about the Point being a shithole. Then things got nasty, I will be standing firmly beside my fellow Point men this Saturday to settle this. Fucking Newry Nyucks!!”

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