Sat. Jan 23rd, 2021

A 16 year old schoolboy who cannot be named for legal reasons ended up in Daisy Hill Hospital today after copying a famous film scene it has emerged.

The lad who found an apple tart his Ma just made in the kitchen & being a typical dirty little bollox he decided to put his yoke in the apple tart to ‘make love’ to it.

Unfortunately for the boy the tart was only out of the oven and he consequently received first degree burns to his penis.

We spoke to Doctor Willie Dangler who treated the boy only after he stopped laughing his head off and he told us:

“Ah, Jaysus, hilarious, the little dick-head has now got severe burns to his penis and will need skin grafts to repair his badly burned appendage.”

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