Sat. Jan 23rd, 2021

Newry’s neighbour Warrenpoint has decided to call it a day and annex itself into Newry we can reveal.

The poor relation in every aspect of life, Warrenpoint and its residents will officially get rid of the name Warrenpoint and call itself Newry in a pathetic attempt to become relevant.

We spoke with Sinn Féin Councillor Leeanne McEvoy who said:

“I think the people of Warrenpoint have had enough of living in the shadow of Newry. They have come to the realisation that Newry is seen as a leading light in culture and heritage.

Now we will have to put it to a referendum so the people of Newry will be able to choose if they want Warrenpoint annexed into it or if they will reject the Point. I suspect it will be the latter to be honest.”

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