Fri. Nov 27th, 2020



A controversial wall is to be built by residents of Mayobridge in order to keep ‘illegal Aliens’ from Hilltown wandering into their jurisdiction we can reveal.

Work is due to begin next Monday on the wall that will be 27 feet high and approximately 3.8 miles long. It is understood AMC Construction has won the lucrative contract to carry out the controversial works.


A member of the ‘Bridge For A Wall’ campaign told Newry Spud:

“We’ve worked hard securing funding to build this wall between ourselves and thon ones from up the road. It will stop the odd vagrant from Hilltown inadvertently wandering into our district and upsetting the civilised locals.”

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