Scientists have announced today that there are actually 4 more verses to the culchie anthem Wagon Wheel we can reveal.
However, if you live outside of south Armagh you can forget about ever hearing the last 4 verses.
A lead scientist at Queen’s Belfast told Newry Spud:
“We have discovered that if you live from Crossmaglen to Silverbridge you can hear the last 4 verses of Nathan Carter’s version of Darius Rucker’s Wagon Wheel.
We believe it is to do with the absolute shiteness of the song and the fact that you need to be borderline inbred to appreciate Nathan Carter or Irish country music. It clearly is a phenomenon that we are most interested in.”