The vomit speckled dealer boots of a 23 year-old Silverbridge man suggest that last night was Stone Munya we can confirm.
The young man who got a passport to venture into the big city of Newry had a great night’s craic topped off by a good old puke.
Cathal Fertilizer told us:
“I’m not usually able to make the trek into the metropolis of Newry so when I got the chance to go I took full advantage of it. We had an awful rake of pints in Madden’s then we went to the Canal Court but after two rounds we left after seeing the prices.
We finished off in Bellini’s. The last thing I remember is my mouth full of a Friar Tucks chicken burger but that burger is now stuck to my dealer boots after I threw it all up. Stone Munya it was.”