Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjær will take up a new position as a bus driver for Eamonn Rooney we can reveal.
The United demigod come Messiah who is ‘at the wheel’ will literally be at the wheel for the foreseeable future.
Solskjær told Newry Spud:
“It has become very evident that I am not very good at this football management game. I do however know how to drive and I am very good ‘behind the wheel’. I look forward to taking on the Newry to Belfast route from Monday morning forward.”