A massive underground cave has been made on the side of Camlough Mountain by local Man United fans we ca reveal.

The bitter losers who cannot stand to watch as rivals Liverpool climb back on top of their perch have decided to hide out for a few months until this all blows over.

Local Man United fans spokesman Eamon Maginnis said:

“We just need to hang low for a few months as watching this free flowing football by Liverpool is painful and hurtful especially as we thought the league might be cancelled.

Myself and other United fan Gary ‘Gingo’ Hillen have privately financed this cave on Camlough Mountain to block all this pain out.”