Wed. Jan 27th, 2021

A blasic bag that blew onto the road has cancelled most if not all bus journeys from the Newry Bus Centre Ulsterbus has confirmed.

Known for their erratic and somewhat whimsical timetables the transport giant has said they are taking no risks with passenger safety due to the bag hazzard.

An Ulsterbus spokesman told us:

“There has been reports of a Lidl or some say a Dunnes plastic bag blowing around the roads of Newry and the surrounding area we cannot confirm the origin of the bag as of yet but as would be expected we have cancelled all our journeys in and out of the city Which is good news for us because we weren’t really planning on staying on any form of schedule anyway LOL.”

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