The plans to erect a full scale replica of the Bessbrook Tram in the centre of the Camlough Road Roundabout as a public art installation have been scrapped in favour of a ‘true representation’ of Newry, a massive fuck off Chicken Burger we can reveal.
A last minute lobby from from Friar Tucks is thought to have swayed the decision to erect the city’s favourite food item.
Council Chairperson Roisin Mulgrew told Newry Spud:
“The tram replica was more or less a done deal but we had a last minute meeting with Friar Tucks who paid us in chicken burgers and super chips. How could we say no?”