A Newry family have reacted to the news yesterday that Dolmio pasta sauce is meant as an occasional treat and not an everyday meal, by warning of the real dangers of eating too much of the sauce.
Liam Bradley, 47, who now goes by the name of Giuseppe Pepperoni, told his tragic tale to Newry Spud:
“Itsa alla well and good them telling us nowa, but itsa too leetle too late! Alla of my family havea been eatinga the sauce every daya for years. Nowa we find we have been changed eento stereotyped velvet puppets! The salta, sugar and fat are the least of our worries! Mama Mia!”
His wife, Lorna, who now feels the urge to call herself Sofia Pepperoni, agrees:
“Thatsa righta! I am worried that we are eatinga eeven more pasta these daysa. Eets not beena our Dolmio day, thatsa for sure!”