Thu. Dec 3rd, 2020

Tom-Tom the world’s leading ‘Sat Nav’ maker has launched a new Newry voice onto their new models of in car navigational help.

The new device will tell drivers how to get to a destination with phrases such as ‘just a lock of mile down the road’ and ‘keep her lit for another mile over the yonder’.

However some outsiders have been left confused by the ‘Nyucker’ Sat-Nav with one saying:

“This dastardly machine has told me all kinds of poppycock. I’ve got no idea what he’s talking about. Over the yonder and a lock a mile. Even my ETA tells me that I’ll ‘be there shortly’. What the hell is going on?”

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