Local ugly people and those with big noses have found the new trend of wearing surgical masks to be ‘not that bad after all’ we can confirm.
Brutally ugly folks (Newry Spud included) are joyous at the thought of walking around in public without people looking at them sideways.
One local boot told Newry Spud:
“Finally I have a way to walk around without people mistaking me for the fucking Elephant Man. All I have to do is put on a surgical mask I overpaid for on eBay and BOOM, problem solved. I’m no longer a circus side show.”