Fri. Nov 27th, 2020


The people of the small south Down village Rostrevor are said to be very excited about the upcoming wedding of Scott Robinson and Charlene Mitchell from fictional soap opera ‘Neighbours’ we can confirm.

While most of the civilized world watched the famous TV wedding in 1987 the moronic backward folk of Rostrevor are only getting the episode on their black & white television sets now where terrestrial TV has just become the norm.

We spoke with one Rostrevor resident who told us:

“Like most of Rostrevor I have been following the story-line of Scott and Charlene with great trepidation and excitement. I heard there is a great song for the wedding ‘Especially For You’ that I can’t wait to hear.”

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