The Boulevard To Re-Open As ‘High End’ Brothel

After the well-known Newry institution The Boulevard announced that it was closing its doors after 3 decades of operating the building that it occupied on Margaret Square is set for a major redevelopment.

After a short application process The Boulevard will now become a ‘high end’ brothel offering above board and legal ‘massages’.

A spokesman for the new business told us:

“Our new business the ‘Rudevard’ will offer gentlemen the ultimate massage experience. Our ladies will be available 34 hours a day to ensure that the men of Newry get the happy ending they all crave.”