The Newry, Mourne & Down District Council has appointmented a full time mobile security officer at The Bernish Viewpoint we can reveal.
The move by the council is seen to be a ‘step backwards’ for sexual freedom according to the local (NSA) Newry Swingers Association.
But the new ‘Swinging Patrol’ officer, Bessbrook man Kevin Hillen told us:
“I’m here to ensure The Bernish is an open and ‘family friendly’ space. For far too long the perverts of this district have been using this site for unspeakable sexually deviant acts. No longer. Unless I’m invited LOL.”