It has been revealed that a middle-aged man who works in Teleperformance call centre has said ‘Summer was good while it lasted’ to his workmates for the 9th time today.
Telephone operator and father of 2 Peter O’Hallion is now getting on the tits of everyone in his team with his banality and weather observations.
One of his colleagues Declan Fatspatrick told Newry Spud:
“To the best of my knowledge Peter isn’t actually a weatherman or a trained meteorologist so I don’t know how he knows it’s the end of summer. After the 6th time he announced the end of summer I knew something wasn’t quite right.
Peter’s frequently announcing to the whole office when the sun goes behind a bit of cloud ‘that was summer then’ or ‘it’ll be good next year I’m sure’. He doesn’t seem to realise summer ended at the start of September and chances are we’ll have a few more mildly warm days between now and then.”