A Teleperformance worker arrived home today only to discover that he’d forgotten to take his soul with him.

Newry Spud spoke with the unfortunate bastard who told us:

“I know exactly where it is. It’s in the second drawer of my desk, between the HR Policies and Procedures binder.”

It marks a forgetful month for the man. Last week he left his balls in his manager’s office it has emerged.