A Teleperformance worker arrived home today only to discover that he’d forgotten to take his soul with him.
Newry Spud spoke with the unfortunate bastard who told us:
“I know exactly where it is. It’s in the second drawer of my desk, between the HR Policies and Procedures binder.”
It marks a forgetful month for the man. Last week he left his balls in his manager’s office it has emerged.