Tue. Jan 26th, 2021

A Teleperformance worker arrived home today only to discover that he’d forgotten to take his soul with him.

Newry Spud spoke with the unfortunate bastard who told us:

“I know exactly where it is. It’s in the second drawer of my desk, between the HR Policies and Procedures binder.”

It marks a forgetful month for the man. Last week he left his balls in his manager’s office it has emerged.

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