Sat. Feb 27th, 2021
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An absolute fucking legend in the local workhouse Teleperformance has won Christmas with his secret Santa gift we can reveal.

The absolute jokester bought a ‘Butt Plug’ for his boss ensuring an endless amount of laughs.

The man who asked not to be named told Newry Spud:

“It will get a few laughs I’d say. It’s just a subtle reminder to him that we all hate him lol. Although, last year I bought him a black dildo and he has been very nice to me all year.”

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