The makers of the ‘Fast & Furious’ movie franchise have announced a stunning and somewhat controversial new character for their upcoming 8th sequel ‘the Fate Of The Furious’ we can reveal.
Newry’s most beloved Taxi driver (no not Paul Toman or Tommy Lambe) Taxi-Jo has landed the extraordinary role of Dominic Toretto who is more commonly portrayed by Vin Diesel.
The move has some fans of the ‘petrol head’s’ wet dream aghast with millions taking to Social Media asking ‘Who to fuck is Taxi-Jo?’
We caught up with Taxi-Jo on the Mall where he was listening to pearls of life’s wisdom being given out by his lifelong friend and hero Marty Bog-Roll and he told us:
“This is the big time for me baah. The ould YouTube videos was all a bit of craic, it was only a matter of time before Hollywood came calling. I’m just annoyed they didn’t give Bag Head a role in the movie.”