Sat. Jan 23rd, 2021


The hugely popular TV dating show ‘Take Me Out’ is to have a special Newry episode we can reveal.

Due to be filmed next week in the Canal Court Hotel the show’s producers claim they want to test the show out and see can any Newry girl get a date.

Newry Spud spoke to the producer Sam Smugcunt and he said:

“We got a dare to take the show to Newry. We were told that the Newry girls are a sight to behold. When we arrived in the city a few weeks ago we saw what challenges we were met with, Jesus wept but they are ugly.”

But Newry girls are hitting back. One 23 year-old mother of 11 from Parkhead told us:

“I’ll be on the show and I will be looking absolutely claaaa. I doubt that any man won’t want me baah. I’m even getting my stretchmarks nice and tanned and getting new teeth especially for the show. Cannot actually wait.”

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