The close-knit SuperValu staff are all still pretending that they all haven’t bucked each other we can confirm.
The small group of workers in the Hill Street retail outlet are all said to have at least cross-fucked each other at local clubs around 4 times throughout the year.
One male staff member who works on the deli counter told Newry Spud:
“Yes, it is true. I’ve literally bucked all the girls that are in our team, we go out for ‘team nights’ but that’s just code for ‘casual fucking nights’. The girls however are just as bad baah. They’re absolutely dick mad.
One young lad had to leave the place because he was waiting to find ‘the perfect one’, by fuck when the girls heard he was a virgin they nearly drove the lad to distraction.”