Wed. Dec 2nd, 2020



The recent boom in sunshine in the Newry area has brought all the good looking people out of hibernation a new study has revealed.

After months of lying low and wearing overly suppressive jackets the recent blast of sunlight has awoken the decent looking yokes of the city and taken them onto the streets.

It is thought the sunshine will last for a few more days that will leave many of the perverts of the city delighted.


One local pervert Colly Johnson who asked not to be named to us:

“It’s a great week for the city now that the good looking chicks are out of their hibernation period. I will be seen tomorrow around Monaghan Street and Hill Street wearing a long brown jacket with my right hand inside the jacket moving suspiciously fast.”

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