Thu. Jan 28th, 2021

Newry’s Sugar Island is to be renamed ‘ChinaTown’ according to the Council we can reveal.

The move is seen to reflect the local rich cultural presence of Chinese restaurants and takeaways. 

Council Chairman Charlie ‘Xi Jinping’ Casey told us:

“We are always pleased to accommodate our neighbours from different persuasions (except them orange bastards) so in that rich vein of embracing cultural identity we will rename Sugar Island ‘ChinaTown’.”

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