Wed. Dec 2nd, 2020

A Newry lad is under the distinct impression that he’s a road racing rally driver or something.

The 34 year-old man who wears a Subaru jacket every day (even to mass on Sunday) although never being in a Subaru before actually thinks he’s a rally driver.

We caught up with the delusional fuck-wit and he told us:

“I love Subaru’s boy. Fair enough I’m currently driving a little Ford KA but she can move alright tang.

When I put on this Subaru jacket it’s like the ghost of Colin McRae takes over my body and I can shift thon Ka like its nobody’s business.”

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