‘Straight Quarter’ For Heterosexuals To Be Opened In Newry


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PLANS have been announced to build a ‘straight quarter’ in Newry. The development will include bars, restaurants and nightclubs where men and women can meet someone decent for a change.

“It’s totally unnatural” an angry Pastor Richie McRubbins told our reporter yesterday.

“If God meant Newry people to find attractive sexual partners, he wouldn’t have put us between Camlough and Mayobridge.”