Sun. Jan 24th, 2021


Newry’s St Catherine’s Concert Band are totally aware of how awful they sound it has been revealed.

The band of men and women who play a series of brass instruments are without doubt horrific in all ways.

We spoke with an ex member who asked not to be named in fear that they be followed by the band and played to death and they told us:

“The worst sounding thing on this planet is Newry’s St Catherine’s band. Trust me, I know. I used to be in it. The fact is, we all know and willingly admit we sound fucking brutal but sure, it’s an excuse to get away from the wife for a few hours.”

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