A Newry Nyuck who claims Newry is ‘far better’ than south Armagh hasn’t been past the Egyptian Arch we can reveal.
The 24 year-old Barcroft native who thinks eating a Pat Price 99 cone is fine dining has hit out at his close country neighbours.
We caught up with the man who told Newry Spud:
“Newry is far better than thon ones up the road in south Armagh baah. Fucking shit kicking cow feeder’s baah. The furthest I’ve been up that way was the Egyptian Arch but fuck thon, that was far enough baah. They take all the good looking Newry women too baah. Cunts baah.”