Wed. Dec 2nd, 2020

A south Armagh man has said he is ‘excited’ to get dolled up tonight for his annual trip to Newry ‘with the wife’ for a ‘fancy chinks’ we can reveal.

Peader O’DungBoots has been looking forward to getting his dealer boots polished, his old blue Levis ironed and his freshly cleaned check shirt on.

We spoke with Peader who told us:

“I’ve been waiting to go to the Rose Garden for months. I take the woman with me once a year into the big city for a fancy chinks. I’ve even cracked open the Cool Water for the occasion, you never know, the woman might even give me a feel tonight.”

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