South Armagh farmers are going to bed early tonight as they have to be up ‘wile early in the morn’ for The Balmoral Show they have confirmed.
In a ritual dating back to the 1980’s all south Armagh farmers will be tucked into their beds by their women and given a ‘mug of tay’ with a ‘buttered heel of pan slice’ by 8pm.
We spoke with Cullyhanna farmer Paddy ShittyBoots who told us:
“I haven’t slept a wink in 10 days with excitement for The Balmoral Show in the morning hi. Just imagine all them fine looking asses and big milking tits, and then there’s the animals too that I look forward to seeing.”