Tue. Jan 19th, 2021


Newry Spud has received information from a reliable source that states Terence ‘Banjo’ Bannon did not in fact climb Mount Everest as claimed in 2003.

Our sources indicate that the Newry mountaineer only climbed Camlough Mountain and with the help of a top level PR Company managed to convince the nation he climbed the world’s highest summit.

Our source told us:


“Banjo actually climbed Camlough Mountain and was then spirited away across the border to a 5 star luxury hotel where he hid out for the remainder of the time while his PR team doctored photos of him on Everest. It was a great hoax but one that has gone too far now.”

It is thought Newry, Mourne & Down District Council are taking steps to remove the monument ‘Banjo’s Butte’ outside City Hall after the truth has surfaced.

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