Mon. Jan 25th, 2021

Camlough Mountain has broken its silence since the outbreak of Codid-19 we can reveal.

The mountain has been barraged with people walking up to the summit every day to take selfies for Facebook which has greatly upset the mountain.

Camlough Mountain told Newry Spud:

“I just wish people would fuck away off quite frankly. I’ve been here for millennia without being walked over continuously apart from that few years the Brits were on top of me.

However I just want some peace and quiet without some bollox coming up to the top of me and taking photos on Facebook followed by smug and contemplative quotes. Just stay at home you silly fuckers.”

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