Sat. Nov 28th, 2020


Pubs in south Armagh have been allowed to reintroduce smoking in their premises to help combat the smell of manure and Joop aftershave we can reveal.

The overbearing stench of cow shite mixed with the popular 1990’s fragrance within south Armagh pubs has hit critical levels according to health officials.

One senior doctor who visited approximately 10 pubs in the area told Newry Spud:

“To say one was struck by the unsavoury stench of cow faeces and Joop aftershave would be to underestimate the horrible smells within 98% of pubs visited.

At least with cigarette smoke in the atmosphere it will help eradicate the horrific aroma currently emanating within these licence establishments.”

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