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Newry & Armagh Sinn Féin MLA Conor Murphy’s new fitted kitchen is inspired by fallen Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi’s kitchen we can reveal.

The kitchen currently being fitted in Murphy’s Camlough villa will feature gold plated water taps, doors made from pink ivory wood sourced from the forests of Sudan and floors made from marble from the Vatican an inside source revealed.

The brainchild behind Murphy’s elaborate kitchen is self-styled marathon runner and ‘athlete’ Liam ‘Herbie’ Mathers who told Newry Spud:

“This project has been one of the most expensive I’ve ever been involved in. One of Conor’s water taps costs more than my whole kitchen at home. When we are finished with his kitchen I can’t wait to start working on his new pool that will be filled with the tears of his poor working class voters.”

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