A single man from Newry has told all of his work colleagues today 48 times that ‘they have to put on extra staff at the Post Office for all my Valentines cards’ we can reveal.
The office worker and singleton who lives with his parents and 3 cats said he just loves that old classic joke even though deep inside it kills him to be alone and loveless.
We spoke with the 37 year-old loser who told us:
“Everyone thinks I’m hilarious when I say that old line, it always gets a great laugh. Although personally I’d love nothing more than to be held and loved by a woman. She doesn’t even have to be good looking, just good at shifting my face and have a decent set of diddies.”