Silverbridge man Sentenced To 75 Years In Prison For Stealing Neighbours Cow

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A Silverbridge man was sentenced to 75 years in prison this past Wednesday for stealing his neighbour’s cow.

Jim Quinn, a local dairy farmer was arrested last week and charged with theft of property.

The property?  A cow.

The PSNI state that Mr. Quinn dressed as a cow, “pranced” over to his neighbours cow shed late at night and stole their most milk producing cow, Betty.

Mr. Quinn stated that he just needed some milk for a late night cuppa tay and that was all.  He will be eligible for parole in 10 years.

When asked if it was worth it he said, “Absolutely not. I should have just gone to the local Centra for a litre of milk.”