There was outrage in the small backward village of Camlough today when the PSNI busted a ‘children’s beer garden’ we can reveal.
The shocking incident was discovered last night when concerned locals called police after seeing ‘drunk and disorderly’ toddlers and a baby fighting outside Toals pub.
A Toals spokesman told us:
“Times are very hard and uncertain at this time of Covid-19 and businesses have to diversify.
We have seen a niche in the market for extremely young drinkers who on the face of it are great customers although we do admit that last night things got a bit out of hand.”