Mon. Jan 25th, 2021

There was outrage in the small backward village of Camlough today when the PSNI busted a ‘children’s beer garden’ we can reveal.

The shocking incident was discovered last night when concerned locals called police after seeing ‘drunk and disorderly’ toddlers and a baby fighting outside Toals pub.

A Toals spokesman told us:

“Times are very hard and uncertain at this time of Covid-19 and businesses have to diversify.

We have seen a niche in the market for extremely young drinkers who on the face of it are great customers although we do admit that last night things got a bit out of hand.”

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