There was widespread shock and confusion in the Newry area today when the PSNI stopped members of Republican group Saoradh An Iúir for a legitimate traffic stop we can report.
Users of social media will be well aware that the local police like to stop these members of society to search their cars while real crime is rampant in the city.
Local spokesman for Saoradh Chuckie Kalashnikov told us:
“I saw them pulling me, the wife and the child over and thought to myself ‘a fuck it here we go again.’ So as I went to pull out my suspiciously professional quality camera phone to get some good camera angles for the old Facebook they actually spotted that my MOT was up.
It turned out to be a rather pleasant encounter really. They had me nearly agreeing that they were only doing their jobs but fuck that. They’re bastards baah.”