Fri. Feb 26th, 2021
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There was shock and disbelief in the Newry area today when the news broke that someone spotted wearing black & white ‘Vans Old School’ trainers wasn’t a brain dead moron we can reveal.

The popular guddies that are usually worn by fuck boys, sheep that follow what everyone else does and morons are impossible to miss in Newry.

However one stunned onlooker told us:

“I swear I near fainted when I saw a fella wearing thon Vans that wasn’t actually a total cock womble. He was just wearing them without a care in the world. Unbelievable.”

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