Thu. Feb 25th, 2021
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There was shock in the close-knit GAA community of Camlough & Bessbrook after Carrickcruppen stalwart Judge Kearns deflected from the club and joined local rivals Shane O’Neill’s we can reveal.

In what is seen as one of the biggest acts of sporting treachery since Mo Johnston joined Rangers from Celtic in 1989 the news has divided the community with some Carrickcruppen members needing hospital treatment for shock with one known case of a slight stroke.

Carrickcruppen spokesman Alan McArdle told Newry Spud:

“The club is still in a state of shock. I personally have had to take a week off work after the news came through. And if he thinks I’ll fix his washing machine again he can fuck off.”

Shane O’Neill’s Chairman Brendy Osborne told Newry Spud:

“We have been head hunting The Judge for quite some time now. He first came on board on an advisory capacity but now he’s a fully-fledged member of the club. It truly is a great day for the parish.”

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