Tue. Dec 1st, 2020

Mourne’s SDLP Councillor Brian Quinn has said ‘Fuck politics’ and has packed up and moved to the USA to join a faction of the Hells Angels motorcycle club we can reveal.

Councillor Quinn known for his love of motorcycles and his hate of a barber’s chair made the life changing decision last week while listening to the shite in the Council Chamber.

Quinn who will now adopt the new moniker of ‘Big Boy Viper’ told Newry Spud:

“I’ve always had a wild and rebellious side so when the opportunity came along to join the Hells Angels I had to go. There’s only so much of listening to Charlie Casey and Glyn Hanna any man can take.”

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